Monday, July 5, 2010

Creepy crawlies

Insects are really weird.They watch us all the time.When we bathe,when we eat,when we sleep.I wonder what they think.I bet it's something along the lines of-"Look at those freaks of nature!Only two eyes!How do they see clearly?Just two legs! No wonder they're so slow!"
I love nature but I just can't feel fine when there is something with so many feet,eyes and sometimes multi-colour wings staring at me.
I hate spiders. I just can't stand those eight-legged freaks.There is something about them that really makes me feel like jumping up and down screaming 'EW!'I guess it's their multiple legs. Or maybe it's their numerous eyes. I just don't know.I've hated them since I was little.
Spiders have this weird effect on me. It's like I freeze in place. I just can't move.I can't even scream for help. So I guess you can imagine my position when I am stuck in the bathroom with one in there.Some of them are even professionals at broad jump, so when I see them on the wall at one moment, I see them right beside me the next!
Earthworms.I just can't be close to them and not freak out.They are these slimy weird things that I just can't stand.Why are they so slow?Why do they appear in toilets?Why do they have to come during monsoon,when everything is slimy and slippery anyway?Why do people step on them and make matters worse?
I hate those things with shells.They happen to be called snails.YUCK! Even 10 years of Spongebob Squarepants and his snail pet Gary, couldn't change my opinion about them.Some of them are HUGE!
Moths have to be brown.Why?They have to fly haphazardly.Why?So they can scare me?They have to come and place themselves on my head.Why?I hate them too.

Ah well, after all that hatred lets move to a better topic...........um..........lets see now.......anyone any ideas?..... OK I got one!
Lizards. I HATE THEM!!!!

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